Poem: That’s What He Said
You have a little cruel streak
How come you’re never smiling when I look at you?
You have very soft hands
No one will love you with thighs that fat
I imagine you're a very sensual person
Do you know you’re quite beautiful?
I wish I had a condom, you have such a nice body
I guess you can write a poem about me
Let’s just keep this between ourselves, I don’t want everyone to know
Men are the stupidest creatures on the planet
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